There’s a hidden set of romance dialogue in Mass Effect 3 that has just been discovered…
(This video may not be Safe for Work.)
Created in After Effects and Flash over a few weeks.
We may still have to wait a while for Bioware’s release of the Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut, but don’t worry, my bowtie kitties. Your old uncle Analoge has made the definitive version of the Mass Effect 3 ending, which you can enjoy above.
Be warned that there are minor [SPOILERS] for both Mass Effects 2 and 3, but if you can deal with that you’re in for a real treat. Enjoy.

Bioware has announced the Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut today. They’re going to give you the rainbow and smiles ending you all want… for free. That’s right, the DLC that changes the ending of the game is being given away for free on all systems. Congratulations. You did it.
Let’s all just hope the new ending pleases EVERYONE, and god help Bioware if it doesn’t.
[Update: I am aware of the wording Bioware and EA’s PR people are using to explain their company’s decision to change the ending of their game. I am not, however, compelled to buy into it. The addition of an epilogue that clarifies the ending of a game changes the way players of the epilogue who have finished the game and new players of the game perceive that ending. It is unsurprising that they have worded it this way, because it allows them to deny the truth of the matter: that the ending that originally appears in the game was deemed a failure.]
Join Us For The Mass Effect 3 Launch!
Heads up Portland gamers. We’re gonna be at the Lloyd Center GameStop on Monday, March 5th for a Mass Effect 3 midnight launch party! There will be music, prizes, snacks and general good times. But most of all, I’ll be there! And hell, I may even be giving some stuff away too. The party starts at 10pm, so come join us and nerd it up with your fellow Shepards.
Monday, March 5th at 10pm at GameStop in Lloyd Center Mall. BE THERE.
This is tonight! Here is your reminder. See you at 10, folks!
(via btc-toneman)
Supporters of the gay community rejoice! Bioware has brought the planet one step closer to equality!
Now it doesn’t matter who you are (unless you’re transgender, pansexual, asexual, or any of the other myriad sexual orientations besides gay and lesbian) you won’t feel left out when playing the upcoming mega-title, Mass Effect 3.
Long has the gay community clammored for their chance to see the akwardly-animated advances of Commander Shepherd on some random shuttle pilot, and now their prayers have been answered.
The video above contains spoilers, if you couldn’t tell from the big fat red spoiler text before the video even starts, so if you want to go into this one tabula rasa, you might want to steer clear.
Everyone else, get ready to have your eyes hit with some cask-strength gay!
Join Us For The Mass Effect 3 Launch!
Heads up Portland gamers. We’re gonna be at the Lloyd Center GameStop on Monday, March 5th for a Mass Effect 3 midnight launch party! There will be music, prizes, snacks and general good times. But most of all, I’ll be there! And hell, I may even be giving some stuff away too. The party starts at 10pm, so come join us and nerd it up with your fellow Shepards.
Monday, March 5th at 10pm at GameStop in Lloyd Center Mall. BE THERE.
